why?

Hoekom geniet ek offbeat quotes SO baie? Ek dink dis soos Shrek: antiklimakse is net soveel snaakser en varser. Hier’s ‘n paar van my onlangse gunstelinge.

“Man is the only animal that photocopies his buttocks, or needs to.” John Alessandro King (Dis ‘n verwysing; google die eerste deel.)

Dyslexics of the world – untie!

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a fish a man and it eats for a week!

“Preserve nature – pickle a zebra.”

Does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

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